A Stripper's Guide to Customer Maintenance

A Stripper s Guide to Customer Maintenance This pamphlet is a satirical parody of a s style educational pamphlet teaching new strippers all they need to know about keeping a regular customer

  • Title: A Stripper's Guide to Customer Maintenance
  • Author: Tim L. Campbell Dancer Formoney
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 211
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • This pamphlet is a satirical parody of a 1950 s style educational pamphlet, teaching new strippers all they need to know about keeping a regular customer.

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    1. Tim L. Campbell Dancer Formoney

      Tim Campbell has a degree in Marine Biology and has worked with art for almost 25 yearsyou never know where life will take you.Tim has ridden an elephant in Thailand, eaten with generals at Doi Tung, slept in a royal villa at the Golden Triangle sat upon the beach in Bali, visited the Elephant Cave, the monkey forest, and Gitgit Falls sipped champagne, wiping the tears of a Russian prostitute while watching a man in a gorilla costume tell jokes in Madrid swum with dolphins off Lanai and drove a jeep on the ridges of its volcano seen the twin towers of Kuala Lumpur through raindrops stayed in the Blue Mansion in Penang watched fireworks New Years Eve midnight at a castle in England kayaked in the Channel Islands skied in the French Alps and Japan visited the waterfalls in Yosemite and Hetch Hetchy and the geysers of Yellowstone slept on the Queen Mary held a shrunken head from the handled a ceramic pot dated in years BC played tug of war with a morray eel and an octopus driven across town with a briefcase full of PreColumbian gold in a Renault Encore driven an International Harvester Scout through a wall once fixed the accelerator linkage in a Datsun 510 at the side of the freeway with a paperclip He has been robbed at gunpoint, but not stung by a bee dammit happened at age 46 or broken a bone He has been an illiterate, uninsured illegal alien, unable to speak the language He has had jobs counting children, plankton, and paintings He knows a real secret password and a real secret handshake He has known some amazing women He has friends who are loyal and true, and family who love him.Tim is divorced, bankrupt, and lives alone with two cats He needs a full time job And a date.

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